The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson
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  1. The one true American-made motorcycle is the Harley-Davidson, and thou shalt put no other motorcycles before it.
  2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the god of chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.
  3. Honor thy authorized dealer and thy hog chapter officers, that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.
  4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and f**k off.
  5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little ass.
  6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride jap-crap, for jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.
  7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress. Remember this & live by it!!
  8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.
  9. When riding thy Harley on the road of life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.
  10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy Harley with thy brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road!
 

The No Agenda Riders is a group of friends that want to enjoy our motorcycles.
We support ALL Associations and Clubs.

Star Touring & Riding - Chapter 297 ~ Ft. Lauderdale, FL


Just A Biker  
 
I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
You didn't see me; put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
You didn't see me; playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant.  
You didn't see me; attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you; roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by  
You didn't see me; driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. 
 
I saw you; frown at me when I smiled at your children.  
You didn't see me; when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.  
 
I saw you; stare at my long hair.
You didn't see me; and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.  
 
I saw you; roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
You didn't see me; and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.  
 
I saw you; look in fright at my tattoos.  
You didn't see me; cry as my children were born and having their name tattooed on my skin and in my heart.  
 
I saw you; change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.  
You didn't see me; going home to be with my family.  
 
I saw you; complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.  
You didn't see me; when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.  
 
I saw you; yelling at your kids in the car.  
You didn't see me; pat my child's hands knowing he was safe behind me.  
 
I saw you; reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.  
You didn't see me; squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.  
 
I saw you; race down the road in the rain.  
You didn't see me; get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.  
 
I saw you; run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.  
You didn't see me; trying to turn right.  
 
I saw you; cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.  
You didn't see me; leave the road.  
 
I saw you; waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.  
You didn't see me; I wasn't there.  
 
I saw you go home to your family.  
You didn't see me, because I died that day you cut me off.  
 
To you I was just a biker, not a person with a family and friends.  
You didn't see me; and now they will never see me again.